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Thursday, September 10th, 2009
Andy Rooney on Sex
1. When I was born, I was given a choice – a big dick or a good memory….I don’t remember what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: nature’s way of saying, “No hard [...]
