Backpacking the Northwest

HOW TO START A FIGHTOne year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift…The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift.When she asked me why, I replied,“Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”And that’s how the fight started…..______________________________My wife and I were watching Who [...]

Even the military can be flexible when the need arises.

In light of the dispatching of Osama Bin Laden     ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2011 EUROPE: BY JOHN CLEESE   The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a [...]

If you have ever used an electric fence or know someone who has one you should read this. The language used is a bit salty, but ‘he tells it like it is’ without e have the standard 6 ft. fence in the backyard, and a few months ago, I heard about burglaries increasing dramatically in [...]

1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is [...]

Any of you remember Hollywood Squares? I know I do, as a kid growing up it was one of those shows I watched thinking some of those people are just weird!!!. Well, read along and enjoy some of the quick wit that the show produced.. Hollywood Squares: These great questions and answers are from the [...]

1. When I was born, I was given a choice – a big dick or a good memory….I don’t remember what I chose. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. 4. Impotence: nature’s way of [...]